Gobo?

Because I am such a great stagehand, I was asked to return to the Wardman for an additional call, in order to focus, gel & add gobos to the fixtures. What’s a gobo? I went online to check & all I found was a stupid furry shit with legs & a big head. Why the fuck would they want me to shove his smelly ass into the lighting fixtures?

FUCK! I'll have to get a full body glove, so I don't singe my fur, while I sit on top of the lights, shoving Gobo into that little slot. Nothing is worst than burning fur!