AUSTIN, TX—Sound engineers from around the country converged on the
Hilton Garden Inn Saturday for their annual convention in which they
discuss their ponytails. "It's always fun to catch up with other sound
guys, just so we can swap stories about changing out bad cables, smoke
cigarettes together, and see how our ponytails are," said Joe Spencer, a
sound engineer from Kansas City, MO whose 11-inch ponytail was poking
out the hole of his Zildjian ball cap and obscuring the tour dates on
his Megadeth T-shirt. "But despite our cool jobs, it's pretty much like
any other convention. We talk about new Mag-Lite innovations, see
presentations on ponytail-friendly headphones, and swap tips, like how,
in a pinch, you can use a mic clip as a clasp to secure your ponytail."
At the close of the weekend-long event, attendees will reportedly
observe a moment of silence in honor of the late Ted "Smash" Bailey, a
sound engineer who had an impressive 24-incher and told Peter Gabriel to
fuck off in 1983.
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